"Politics is show business for ugly people" "So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause. Goodbye Democracy, it's time for Socialism." "The problem with Socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money." "If you're going to pretend you live on a different planet from the rest of us, we'd appreciate it if you'd stop breathing our air and eating our food." "Comic Clock Funk Mutt Yo" "Silence is golden, duct tape is silver"