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Post by stuporfly on Sept 16, 2008 13:08:19 GMT -5
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Post by stuporfly on Sept 17, 2008 16:19:59 GMT -5
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Post by stuporfly on Sept 29, 2008 9:57:15 GMT -5
From Crank Magazine (RIP)  THIS little thing in my left hand? Why, hell, I've put TWO of 'em inside a boy HALF your size. Don't be such a f u c ki ng p us s y.  Honey? Do you smell something? I think it's my c u nt.  This is where I come to watch the 5th graders play soccer each morning. Aaah... young boys in shorts: If God made anything better, he kept it for Himself.  Twenty bucks a finger? Up THIS guy's a s sh ole? You're on, : Jensen! Get ready to fork over two hundred bills. |
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Post by stuporfly on Sept 29, 2008 10:10:53 GMT -5
I'd forgotten all about these...I'm dying...  So, I drew you tonight, eh, Agnes? Well, I hope your knees are strong.  Which one of these guidebooks lists the most wh ore hou ses with 10-year olds? Boys, of course.  You ain't afraid of a little b ug ge ring, are ya, son? You are? Well, just how badly do you want this published?  So f u c k ing what if you're qu e er? It's just a cl i t!!  Do you think 14 inches was too much, doctor?  Here's 5 francs, Frenchie. Go fetch your daughter. Ze chubby one!  No, no. I swear, Johnny. I won't come in your mouth this time. |
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Post by stuporfly on Sept 29, 2008 10:26:58 GMT -5
 Why, that's the beauty of it, Sarge. You ain't a f a g unless you're catching!  You call that horse c o ck? My little brother made me bleed more.  Oh, that's just swell. Your "Famous 5-alarm Chili." You know what that does to Charlie's a s s.  Next time you j e rk off on your sister's leg, you'll stay there for ten minutes!  The Woman's Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex? Really, now, Harvey. My a s s is still bleeding from your fist. Wasn't that enough?  Just so you know: I've got a c o ck. And I'll be using it on Mr. Whitebread here.  The h o ok ers are no extra charge. Unless, of course, my wife's c u nt isn't good enough for you. |
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Post by stuporfly on Sept 29, 2008 10:35:54 GMT -5
 You actually listened to all that c ra p about being a good girl? HA HA! Saint Peter knows how to play ball, honey. And you know what? His paste didn't taste HALF as bad as some of those mo th er fu c k ers I had to blow back on earth!  What part of "young boy with nice, white bu t t ocks" did you not understand?  You got Information for me, lady? Oh, no, I've got some for YOU: from where I'm standing, your a s s stinks worse than my dog's balls.  I can maybe believe you wearing white, Maryanne. But YOU, Jim? With all those a s s-punchings I gave you as a choir boy?  I'm afraid I can't clip coupons with you right now, Marge. I've got Stan's seed dripping down my legs. |
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The Seventh Taylor
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Could someone please explain what's gonna happen tomorrow? Is there something I should know?
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Post by The Seventh Taylor on Sept 29, 2008 14:11:49 GMT -5
Gosh, I forgot all about these. Thanks for reposting them here.
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Post by boxohoney on Sept 29, 2008 16:35:15 GMT -5
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Post by bloodshift on Sept 30, 2008 23:18:58 GMT -5
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Post by enviedlady11 on Oct 1, 2008 19:10:23 GMT -5
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