Simons Hair - Which cut is the best?

[More Play Time]

Hi,

Just a little fun. I know these silly threads have been done before but it's been a few years since this trivia was updated so here we go again. The inspiration for this came from a DD girl friend of mine (Marcia) who absolutely HATES Simons facial hair. lol. So I made this poll to see if this is the general consensus. I know it's trivial nonsense but maybe some fun will come from it - who knows?

Please vote of your fav Simon Cut....

Here are some photos to help you.


Early 80's cut with blonde highlights




80's trim, a cleaned up version of above




Mid 80's blonde Mullet




Arcadia / Notorious era spiky




Big Thing very long and/or curly





AVTAK / Wedding Album very short crop




90's forward combed 'beatles cut'



Modern Simon shorter straight cut with highlights (stubble / no face hair)



Modern Simon shorter straight cut (with beard)



Modern Simon straight cut (with circus mustache)



Other (please specify)

[stolenleopard]

It's the tache that's the problem..... Wonder what he would have looked like in the early 80s with a tache?

[stolenleopard]

It's the tache that's the problem..... Wonder what he would have looked like in the early 80s with a tache?

[More Play Time]

I guess he would have looked like a very scary cross between Tom Selleck and Burt Reynolds with blonde highlights. (Eew!)

The circus tache really belongs in a big top; on the ringmaster, on the lion tamer, on the strong-man, on the high wire supremo, on the acrobats, on the jugglers, or the guy who leads the orchestra. Maybe he super-glued it on for a fancy dress ball and was too embarrassed to go to hospital? Get well soon Simon.

[stolenleopard]

He looked mighty good at the gig on Saturday

[angelalb]

OMG he was just soo sexy in the early 80's. The first ten pics are awesome. I liked the long hair look too. He definitely looks better without the 'tache. I wish it would just go!!

[lesolace]

Man, Simon looked so much hotter without facial hair - he needs to shave! I don't think his 90s-00s cut suited him either, in my opinion. His 80's hair was by far the best.

[angelalb]

Jun 11, 2013 14:20:52 GMT -5 lesolace said:

Man, Simon looked so much hotter without facial hair - he needs to shave! I don't think his 90s-00s cut suited him either, in my opinion. His 80's hair was by far the best.

I definitely agree!

[stolenleopard]

Pictures 2 & 4 still make my legs go all shaky, even 30 years on. I'm too old for this. Perhaps I need a cup of hot, sweet tea and a lie down? I loved the shape of his hair on the AYNIN tour. It's just the beard....

[madoldlu]

Most of the mid to late 80s consisted of me trying to emulate his NMOM haircut, to various degrees of success. I mostly failed, and would flop down by the time I got to school.

I would also try his Wild Boys 'do, as my hair would grow out.