I had druken sex with a chair, and I had twins!

[Attention Whore]

Follow along to make your sentence -


Find your birthday...

January: I partied with
February: I had babies with
March: I felt up
April: I messed around with
May: I peed on
June: I robbed
July: I ate
August: I shot
September: I beat up
October: I dressed up as
November: I got married to
December: I had drunken sex with

Find the day of your birthday ...

1: some random girl
2: Michael Jackson
3: some random guy
4: a book
5: Frankenstein
6: Martha Stewart
7: a bottle of Hennesse
8: a flamingo
9: a bag of chips
10: a chair
11: Richard Cheney
12: my English teacher
13: a Teletubby
14: myself
15: a ninja
16: a penguin
17: a pole
18: an apple
19: a box
20: George Bush
21: my finger
22: a cell phone
23: Ron Jeremy
24: a statue
25: a gnome
26: a hippo
27: my shoes
28: a prostitute
29: a porn star
30: my best friend
31: a cat

Find the FIRST letter of your FIRST name...

A: for the money
B: for the hell of it
C: and it sucked
D: to be cool
E: to be naked
F: to eat cheese
G: but my mom told me to
H: for my girlfriend
I: for my boyfriend
J: to be sexy
K: and I had twins
L: at school
M: and it was fun
N: and I got sick
O: and I threw up
P: and something shrank
Q: in the pool
R: and then I streaked
S: and it was boring
T: because I was drunk
U: for a shopping spree
V: and I liked it
W: in the dark
X: and I had a sex change
Y: under the sheets
Z: in a laundry mat

[murderess]

I beat up a pole to be sexy. I'M BRINGING SEXY BACK BISH!

[illumination70]

Ok, I'll bite:

I dressed up as a ninja and I had twins

[stuporfly]

[glow=red,2,300]I dressed up as Michael Jackson and it sucked.[/glow]

That can't be right at all - Dressing up as Michael Jackson is way fun!

[murderess]

Oh Stup we have plans for you dressing up at SBS!

[marisan]

*lol* I got married to Michael Jackson and it was fun (?)
... yeah, it could be fun to watch the freak show daily ;D

[silentwords621]

I robbed my finger to be cool.

[bloodshift]

Apparently, I beat up Frankenstein to be sexy. I wonder if they mean Victor or the monster himself?

[jemma]

I ate a Teletubby for the money



Jemma:~)

[jaipie]

I had drunken sex with my best friend for my girlfriend.

Well, part of that's true.