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Post by stuporfly on Nov 13, 2007 12:39:53 GMT -5
Britney Runs Red Light With Children In Car
Britney Fails Drug Test
Britney Britney Britney
We've been inundated with countless Britney headlines of late, so I thought it might be fun to start a thread where we could predict the likelihood of future Britney-related headlines.
I'll start, but please join in if you're in a betting mood.
Britney Kills, Batter Fries, Drizzles With Chocolate and Eats a Jewish Baby (3-1 odds)
Britney Scarfs Down 12 Bags of Olestra Doritos, Records Sound of Pee-Pee Coming Out of Butt, Becomes Top Seller on iTunes (4-1 odds)
Britney Elected Head of the PTA (1,000,000,000-1 odds)
Britney Shaves Weave, Has Strands Knit Into Classy Halter-Top (2-1 odds)
Britney Bursts Into Tears When Press Stops Giving a shit About all the Dumb Stuff She Does (even)
Britney Parks Mercedes on Orphans and Nuns at Taco Bell (2-1 odds)
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Post by La Princess on Nov 13, 2007 13:01:06 GMT -5
"Britney named employee of the month at Wal-Mart" (2-1 odds) "Britney to record a duet to raise money for kids charity with Michael Jackson" (1,000-1 odds)
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Post by RioDuranie on Nov 13, 2007 18:05:00 GMT -5
"Britney Jumps Up and Down on Oprahs Sofa."
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Droid
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Post by Droid on Nov 13, 2007 18:18:37 GMT -5
'Britney to perform at mental institution in lieu of fee.'
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Post by conchita on Nov 13, 2007 18:24:15 GMT -5
Britney decides to become a missionary in southeast Asia (1,000-1)
Britney found in missionary position in the back seat of Kid-Rock's car (10-1)
Britney to make new commercials for AAA and sing the jingle(1,000,000-1)
Britney to wear shoes when entering public toilets (no contest)
Britney to start a lobby against the needless imposition of red lights on drivers (5-1)
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Kahlua
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Post by Kahlua on Nov 13, 2007 18:35:32 GMT -5
-Britney to make McDonald's Commercial
-Britney gets a Handicap Sign for her car
-Britney skips rehab, enters a convent (for life)
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somenewromantic
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Post by somenewromantic on Nov 15, 2007 1:19:49 GMT -5
Whitney Sponsors Britney? Two Pop Divas in the Top 12: 12-Step Program, That Is.....
Britney Saves A Horse, Rides A Cowboy
Britney Becomes Spokesperson For Gerber Foods
Britney Photographed With Her Panties ON
Britney's Turn To Get Dropped: Record Label Cans Latest CD
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Post by sueb1863 on Nov 15, 2007 6:58:53 GMT -5
Britney Defeats Truman Britney Lands on Moon Stix Hix Nix Britney
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