o,t, a funny myspace survey

[shaggyfm88]

;D ha ha my beautiful friend sassy showed me this funny myspace survey so i redid it with my own answers
someone got clever with questions survey :

Body: 1.You can press a button and any person you want will explode. Who would you blow up?

The person that decided to close the board on dd.com and persuaded others to actually go through with it. ha ha i agree with this one

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?

im sorry but paris hilton has just been fryed

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

well they say a man shouldnt hit a lady,but my ex is pushing it [ mmm now then is she really a lady ]

4. What is your favorite cheese?

errrr not a big cheese fan

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient is at your disposal...

ok listen a cumberland sausage sarni is the greatest [ with tomatoe ketchup mmmm ]

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Who is it?

sandra bullock please

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?

alison goldfrapp

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?

dear god after all that i need im starvin , ok huge slap up indian, cumberland sandwitchs and plenty of pints of bitter [ beer to you ] i would of offerred alison and sandra some but rules are rules

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

my most gorgeous friend sass chose newyork so im on my way to the bid apple woohoo!

10. Upon arrival to the before mentioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?

shaggy spoils sass

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be?

omg a life time of drinking tetleys bitter [shit my ass and gut are gonna be mahussive ]

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?

errr to the time were i can stop dd falling out the first time round and tell them big big mistake and do make more albums more often

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule into place?

absolutely no big brother what so ever or i`ll hang you

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?

the RENOIR AND THE TV SET a duran duran show

15. What is your favorite expletive?(THAT MEANS CURSE)

oh for fcuk sake!

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You look around and find that you are surrounded by Zombies. The zombies aren't really doing anything, though they're at the end of your bed. What do you do?

ESCAPE!!!!!!!!

17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely.

omg shaggy runs out with a trolley with ipod,pc , tv,dvds,dvdplayer, hi fi, oh yeah and the remote ha ha oh shit cash machine card phew!

18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?

hey angel of death can you make your self look like sandra bullock

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?

time elapsing powers [ to be used especialy when kissing girlfriend ]

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

well im gonna let my greatest friend ever talk to her mam again

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

seeing my cash machine say your skint now make way for those who actualy need this device DOH!!!

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world!

well it looks like im going dutch

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?

bollocks to you im a superstar shagging time travler with super powers kiss my ass

24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude check it out I can FLOAT!

ha ha hey rob linda look i can float dudes

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice.

JOHN LENNON!!!!! COME ON DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

well i know a very very beautiful dutch girl and i`d let her use it and i know what she would do :-) [ enjoy my gorgeous ]

ha ha

[shaggyfm88]

ok so i realise now i put this in the wrong post sorry sorry forgive me

[ultimatemind]

Body: 1.You can press a button and any person you want will explode. Who would you blow up?

Wow, tough one, but I'd have to go with Dubya.

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?

All of them.

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

Shawne Merriman of the San Diego Chargers. Problem is, he'd punch me back harder.

4. What is your favorite cheese?

Mozerella

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient is at your disposal...

Club w/ turkey, ham, roast beef, bacon, lettuce, tomato, onion, black olives & mayo. Plain old white bread too (toasted). None of that fancy multi-grain shit.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Who is it?

George Clooney

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?

JT

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?

Well the dorky practical me would stick it in savings, but the fun frivolous me go buy an outfit.

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

Anywhere warmer than here. Which is basically anywhere.

10. Upon arrival to the before mentioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?

Hit the casino!

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be?

Smirnoff raspberry vodka

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?

Ancient Egypt to see how close the archeologists wee togetting it right.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule into place?

That no one bothers me.

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?

Why the f___ would I want to be on TV?

15. What is your favorite expletive?(THAT MEANS CURSE)

oh for fcuk sake! You can say f___ here btw. Mine is, Oh for shit's sake!

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You look around and find that you are surrounded by Zombies. The zombies aren't really doing anything, though they're at the end of your bed. What do you do?

Tell them to shut the door on the way out & go back to sleep.

17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely.

My laptop.

18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?

Sit around being pissed off about having only half an hour left to live.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?

Make myself invisible.

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

That last half hour of your innocent carefree childhood, before the realization that life sucks sinks in.

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

My first year of college.

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world!

That deserted island I took over several questions ago.

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?

Who cares, I don't go to bars anymore.

24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude check it out I can FLOAT!

I don't want people to know I can float, they already think I'm a freak.

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice.

Anne Frank.

26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

My best friend, but only of he'd return her healthy & not with the disease she died of.

[shaggyfm88]

ha ha ,,,cooool