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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2007 20:46:35 GMT -5
As I sit here eating Keebler Fudge Stripe cookies, I realize that my pinky finger no longer fits in the hole and too big to put the cookies on!!!  |
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schmacko
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I had a long talk with myself about my egocentrism.
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Post by schmacko on Aug 9, 2007 6:03:12 GMT -5
I have a few:
- I used to be able to touch my ears with the soles of my feet - don't know why this was important, but I cannot do it any more.
- I used to be able to go two days without sleep without getting cranky - those days are gone.
- I used to be able to swim the length of an Olympic-sized swimming pool in one breath - I haven't done it recently, but something tells me those days are gone.
- I used to be able to hold an A-note vocally for 45 seconds.
- I used to be able to eat sugar 24/7 without feeling like shit.
- I used to be able to sleep for twelve hours without feeling like shit.
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Post by ultimatemind on Aug 9, 2007 6:41:21 GMT -5
I used to bounce out of bed every morning, no matter how late I stayed up, or how much I drank the night before. Now I can hardly even move in the morning. My saggy old mattress may have alot to do with it, we'll see what happens when the new one arrives in two weeks.
I used to be able to run fast. I can't remember any of my sprint times, but I could fly. Now I can hardly even jog.
I used to be able to eat or drink anything, now I can only take dairy, alcohol and caffeine in very small doses.
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Post by dmulcahy on Aug 9, 2007 9:08:35 GMT -5
It now takes twice as long to recover from a night out of drinking. There was a time I could go out on Friday night till when ever. Then be ready to do it all over again on Saturday. No mo! At least not without a damn good reason to go out again and about 3 Red Bulls.
There was a time I could eat onions, peppers, and cucumbers without them coming back to say HI! They just kill me!
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starry
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Free scooter rides for Nick
Who ever said orange is the new pink, was seriously disturbed.
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Post by starry on Aug 9, 2007 9:14:26 GMT -5
I can't put my left leg behind my head anymore. Dang hip!!
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Post by marksbird on Aug 9, 2007 9:44:07 GMT -5
I can't put my left leg behind my head anymore. Dang hip!! Yeah, that ship has long since sailed!  |
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Post by iami on Aug 9, 2007 9:53:29 GMT -5
I can't wear pointed shoes or very high heels without feeling like me feet are in a torture chamber. Not that I want to wear stupid shoes.... on the good side, I can still bend over straight-legged with full palms on the floor.
iami
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jen68
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"i was having a moment..."
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Post by jen68 on Aug 9, 2007 10:37:33 GMT -5
- I used to be able to go two days without sleep without getting cranky - those days are gone.
oh i miss those days!
i used to like twinkies, now i wonder, "what was i thinking?"
i used to be able to eat cold pizza for breakfast.
i used to like loud music all the time, not just when "you shook me all night long" came on.
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Post by toonces on Aug 9, 2007 12:19:34 GMT -5
It now takes twice as long to recover from a night out of drinking. There was a time I could go out on Friday night till when ever. Then be ready to do it all over again on Saturday. No mo! I agree! I used to do that a lot and now I wonder how? |
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ivyagogo
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Avada Kedavra
stupid shiny Volvo owner
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Post by ivyagogo on Aug 9, 2007 12:42:10 GMT -5
I used to be able to do back handsprings across the entire length of a rather large yard
I used to be able to eat anything I wanted without getting fat
I used to like being tossed around on all kinds of roller coasters and other scary rides
I too used to be able to put my left leg behind my ear. I also used to be able to do a split
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