The difference between guts and balls

[ivyagogo]

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out
with the guys, being met by your wife with a
broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out
with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer,
lipstick on your collar,
slapping your wife on the butt and having the
balls to say: "You're next."


I hope this clears up any confusion on the
definitions. Medically speaking, however,
there is little difference between them, since
they ultimately both result in death.

[pattylondon]

Guts: what you require to live

Balls: you don't requere much but an "Y"

[jenny358098768]

LOL

[nooks1]

Very funny.

[RioDuranie]

I'll have to remember those

[Kahlua]

ivyjosi said:

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out
with the guys, being met by your wife with a
broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out
with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer,
lipstick on your collar,
slapping your wife on the butt and having the
balls to say: "You're next."


I hope this clears up any confusion on the
definitions. Medically speaking, however,
there is little difference between them, since
they ultimately both result in death.

shit!!!
That's funny!!!

[tinyd89]

I love those Ivy!
Thanks for sharing!

[Khanada]

That's fabulous. My husbands gonna love it. Have a Karma for that one.

[somenewromantic]

Oh, my GAWD!!

That's frigging hysterical!!